[灌水]晕了，原来还有这个段子啊~~~~

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">鰟鮍作，（<span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">义乌方言俗语</span>）指一个人说大话、假话。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">鰟鮍是一种鱼，形体圆而扁，关于这个俗语的来历，义乌民间还有一个段子哩。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">传说鱼类原来是没有鳞的，后来，龙王为了增强水族的防御力，决定给所有的鱼类发一套鳞甲。于是龙王诏告水下，凡是鱼类，都可到龙宫领取一套鳞甲。鱼们听到这消息，都争先恐后地顺着长江黄河游到海底龙宫去领取鳞甲。乌鳢因为重感冒，耽搁了几天，等它动身时，一些鱼类已领了鳞甲，满身银光耀眼地回来了。乌鳢一出门，与刚从龙宫回来的</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">鰟鮍一个兜头碰，便讨信：“鰟鮍老弟，一路来回好走弗？”“哦嗥！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">乌鳢老兄，不瞒你讲，钱塘江到海里的海口危险危险狭啊，你望望起，我的身几筒都夹得介扁了，现在浑身上下还火辣辣痛哇！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 乌鳢信以为真，一吓之下便没有去领鳞甲。后来，当乌鳢知道</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">鰟鮍骗了它，叫悔不迭，对鰟鮍恨之入骨，一见到便扑过去吞到肚里。因此，义乌人将惯说大话，假话的人称作“钱塘江的大鰟鮍”。因为迷上《西游记》的人好说大话，所以义乌人也将这类人称作“西游鰟鮍”。</span>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>饿乌龟</i>在2007-9-19 21:49:04的发言：</b><br/>是假的？</div><p>不应该假！</p><p>义乌新闻网上也有，详情请见：</p><p><a href="http://www.ywnews.cn/20070501/ca87322.htm">http://www.ywnews.cn/20070501/ca87322.htm</a></p>

闻所未闻。

<p>你还接着水呀，哈哈</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>爱斯基摩人</i>在2007-9-19 19:35:07的发言：</b><br/><p>真的假的呀？</p></div><p><font size="4">这就要问<span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman';">义乌的朋友了</span></font></p>

是假的？

<p>真的假的呀？</p>